Solar Storms

Not content with cause much unnecessary hype around the Y2K bug, old Mother Earth has decided to get in on the act with her own millennium action plan ....

Experts from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said businesses should expect disruption to satellites and energy grids as these "rather warm" winds fire up around the surface of the sun. Between January and April 2000 is predicted to be the most violent time for the current 11-year cycle as any technology developed this decade will be at risk, as it will never have experienced such high levels of magnetic radiation.

Shite, I thought someone once said, "The Future's Bright".

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